Federal judge invites squabbling attorneys to ‘kindergarten party’

WTF Judge Sam Sparks kindergarten party invitation hp 8.31.11

A fair warning to attorneys who dare to incur the wrath of U.S. District Court Judge Sam Sparks: You’ll be invited to a “kindergarten party” that promises “many exciting and information lessons” on:

  • “How to telephone and communicate with a lawyer”
  • “How to enter into reasonable agreements about deposition dates”
  • “How to limit deposition to reasonable subject matter”
  • “Why it is neither cute nor clever to attempt to quash a subpoena for technical failures of service when notice is reasonably given; and”
  • “An advanced seminar on not wasting the time of a busy federal judge and his staff because you are unable to practice law at the level of a first year law student.”

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